Broadway-Bound SpongeBob Musical Announces Complete Cast

WHY

@godlessondheimite

newsies choreography

honestly I kind of love how well the actors are conveying their characters with non-cartoony costumes and their faces not even showing though

TBH I’m expecting this to be an unexpectedly poignant and touching musical.

Why is no one talking about how Lilli is playing sandy!?! Like a WOC playing a popular character!!!

“The musical will feature songs from a mixture of classic and contemporary artists, including Steven Tyler and Joe Perry of the band Aerosmith, Tony winner Cyndi Lauper ( Kinky Boots), They Might Be Giants, Jonathan Coulton, Dirty Projectors, The Flaming Lips, Sara Bareilles, John Legend, Lady Antebellum, Panic! At the Disco, Plain White T’s and T.I., with an additional song by David Bowie and additional lyrics by Jonathan Coulton.

“All of the musicians got a brief on where their song fits in the story, so they weren’t randomly writing songs on the topic of SpongeBob,” Jarrow explained. “They knew where it fit in the story.“”

um holy shit???

okay this is either gonna go terribly or it it will be arguably the best and most moving musical of our generation either way i cant wait

how many people are gonna be writing dissertations on how they wanna fuck the squidward guy